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You know, sometimes you just have to pick the right time and the RIGHT SCALES when weighing in......I know I don't even want to look at those @##$%$# scales at the house, the digital WW scales really don't like changing my numbers, But with those scales at Work are SWEET, I could make a few dollars with those! Well I am imagine everyone would think the scales at the State Health Department would be accurate----wrong, the scales in the breakroom will make ANY DIETER'S DAY better---according to the 'You are Dreaming Scales' or maybe they are the 'Fantasy Scales' I lost 20 lbs! in less than a week!!! yeah, it flipped my numbers down in the '30s, MADE my day. Till I walked back to my desk and my good old buddy Melissa wanted to know why I smiling----mentioned the scales in the breakroom, "oh no" she says "don't you know those don't work" Well of course I hadn't really thought the number was right and yes I was aware they weren't accurate, but did she HAVE TO BUST UP MY DREAM??!!! That's alright I'll get her back, maybe rearrange her cube or something while she out.......Lost 20 lbs? mmmmm I guess that means I could maybe eat 2 CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES for my birthday, or maybe one truffle and a margarita? LOL yes I am smiling still, it really felt good to "loss 20 lbs". Now if only I could get the #$%$#@ scales at home to get on board..........
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